Life in Culebrón

Maggie turned up back in Culebrón yesterday afternoon. Back home for the summer. In time to recover and get comfy in front of the telly tonight to see Casillas and the boys go all the way in the footie. She was keen to prove to herself that she was back in Alicante. She started with some wine (very little wine in Salamanca province, lots in Alicante) and we also popped down to paddle in the Med at Santa Pola (they make do with the River Agueda in Ciudad Rodrigo). Local sausage for tea tonight I suspect.

It's quite a while since part of our roof fell in. We've talked to the insurance company about cover, we've applied for an "in principal" bank loan and I contracted a technical architect or aparejador to draw up some plans for the new roof. We paid 2,200€ for the plans with "VAT" at 16% on top. With the plans we can apply to the local Town Hall for planning permission and once they give the go ahead (and take the approx 300€ for their time) then the builders can actually start work. I have this horrid feeling that the work will get the go ahead just in time for the four week shutdown of the whole of Spain through August! I read the plans this morning. The technical architect acts as a sort of foreman for the work. At each key stage he pops along to check that things are made from the right materials, put together properly etc. The thing that amused me was the Health and Safety section of the plans. It was as exhaustive as anything I've seen in the UK...

The festival of San Juan is associated with midsummer and fire. In Alicante neighbourhood communities band together to employ craftspeople to build sculptures made from papier maché and other flamable materials which are set on fire to on the night of the 23/24 June. Someone told me they will be burning about 18 million euros worth of sculptures this year. The fiesta starts a few days before. John Moore and I went to Alicante to get a beer and to see what they were up to. Apart from hordes of people heading every which way we saw a parade as part of the "floral offering". The end of the procession for each person involves walking in one end of the Cathedral and out of the other and, as they do so, they hand over their flowers to a team of blokes who place them on a frame. The frame has a sort of pyramidal shape which,I think, ends up as a representation of the Virgin Mary - the colour of the flowers that each person carries is carefully orchestrated to provide the necessa...

The national pastime for old men in Spain is to sit in the shade and natter. You can just make out a small lad sitting between two old chaps in this snap. Best to start the training young I suppose. Apologies for the snap. I once read in a photography magazine that there are two ways to take a candid photo. You either sneak the picture somehow or you look fierce, as though you and the camera toughed it out in the last few days of Dien Bien Phu. I've never been to Vietnam hence the dodgy picture.

This was the sky over Culebrón today. Not a cloud, no rain, 30ºC. Miracle.

Until recently I went to a Spanish class at the local college. Every now and again we were given homework to write a short piece about something or other. Somewhere else in this Blog are a couple of posts about the Adult Education Days where students from the various adult classes in the area come together and wander around the host town. As a part of those days the colleges club together and produce a little book. One of my homework essays was printed as a part of that book so I can now claim to have been published in two languages as I had a couple of articles in MG magazines back in the UK and now this. Polyglot or what? The big advantage is that most of you won't be able to read the drivel but, nonetheless, here it is: Así es la Vida Al chico nunca le gustaban los estudios pero era muy trabajador y durante su carrera universitaria, más o menos, vivía en las aulas y biblioteca de la universidad. Cada día solía estudiar hiciera sol o lloviera Quería sacar buenas notas, buscar un ...

When it rains, and it has rained an awul lot over the past six weeks, these beasts break cover. And the locals go out, hunt them down and cook them for tea with a bit of rice and rabbit. This one is safe though: he's on the top of our new compost bin.

The bank said, finally, that Maggie and I could borrow money if we wanted to. The interest rate seemed OK to me, 1.75% above base rate but there is a set up fee, an administration fee and they are demanding that we take both the "in case of death" insurance and the "in case of dole" insurance. But, when all is said and done, that's just the way it's done here so no real complaints about any of that. However, the loan agrement has to be notarised, goodness knows why, as the contract would still have the same force in law with or without the notary's stamp. Maybe it's just the mania that Spaniards have for rubber stamps. Even the lorry drivers, when they deliver things to the shop, are really concerned that I just sign the delivery notes rather than stamp them. Anyway, so the contract needs notarising. I asked the bank how I did that as Maggie and I are seperated by some 750kms. Do we use a notary in each town for a signature, can the notary from one t...

This rather fearsome bit of wood is called a trilla. We have two or three of them in the workshop at the back of the shop and I was cleaning them up ready for sale. The shape is a bit like a sledge or sleigh - narrower at the front than the back and with the front part curved up slightly - like Ali Ba-Ba slippers. Underneath there are rows of sharp flints hammered into the wood and, on the newer ones, there were a couple of serrated metal runners too. On top there are lots of hooks and fastenings so that the sledge can be fastened behind a cow, ox, horse, mule or donkey and dragged round and round your wheat harvest to smash it up on a hard circular surface. A farm worker would sit on a chair placed on top of the trilla to add a bit of weight and to guide the animals.Once the harvest was cut into little bits it was thrown into the air. The light stalks blow away and the heavy seed falls to the ground.

I often complain about Alicante province. About the Town Halls that seem happy for constructors to pull down nice looking old buildings and replace them with concrete boxes. Anyway, today, I went for a bit of a drive round to cheer myself up. I went to Castalla and Biar, on to Onil, Alcoi, Tibi, Agost and back to home ground around Novelda and Petrer. I'd forgotten just how breathtaking the scenery around here can be. I passed ripening wheat fields, olives, vines and cherry orchards, I went over at least one pass that was more than 800 metres high (Snowdon is about 200 metres higher) I drove through fog, hail and brilliant sunshine, I watched the steam rising off the tarmac as the rain hit it and I stopped for a couple of splendid coffees that cost less than a quid each. And Biar, as the snap shows, isn't all concrete boxes.

I suppose that George Orwell gave me the idea that Catalunya was the heartland of the Republican cause in the Spanish Civil War and, as such was the last city to fall to the conquering rebel armies of General Franco. In fact Barcelona fell in early February 1939 and Madrid on March 27th. The last strongholds of the Republican Government were round here. Alicante went on 30th March and Murcia fell on the last day of the war on 31st March. Someone had mentioned to me that, towards the end, several key Government figures, like Negrin (one time President) and Dolores Ibarruri "La Pasionaria" used a house about 10kms from Culebrón as their headquarters and that there was an old aerodrome and some underground bunkers on the same site. On the way home I stopped to take a few snaps. It looks as though someone is doing the house up.