The last
time I was in France I was holidaying in Cataluña. It was the sign
that said 20 kilometres to France or something that drew us there.
Ah, the gay abandon of it all, the sweet adventure of crossing an
international frontier just because we could. Free spirits and all
that.
So last
Friday I got a speeding ticket from France written in Spanish. Some
French traffic camera seems to think I was there on Christmas Eve 2016.
Actually I was in Villena and so was the Mini. I bought a bottle of
Laphroaig for me and a bottle of wine for Maggie as a Christmas
treat. I paid with a credit card. The credit card bill is now one of
my few bits of evidence that I was in Spain.
At first I
thought the ticket was a scam but a bit of asking around and a bit of
checking some websites and it seemed real enough. A 68€ fine or 45€ with a
discount for quick payment. I have 45 days from the issue of the ticket to appeal.
The
paperwork was pretty good; details of what and how and why, methods
to get a copy of the photo and various "modes" of appeal.
The website was in several languages and both the paperwork and the
website suggested that nearly everything could be done online. Paying
the fine went from cash and credit cards to paying via a mobile phone
app and a Google Pay account.
When I got
into the detail of the paperwork the website and documentation began
to look less good. Basically unless I had certain pieces of paper I
would have to make a deposit of 68€ to contest the ticket. I rang
the service centre in France and spoke to someone in English. She
said it was easy. Go to the police, report that my number plates had
been usurped (A bit like Richard III and Henry VII) and then send
them the scanned report via the website and Robert est ton oncle. I
went to the Guardia Civil. "We can't give you any paperwork
because how do we know the plates have been usurped?" "You need to get
a copy of the photo - it'll either be a mistake or if it is real then
we can give you paperwork". "Anyway, it's easy without us," said the Guardia officer, "just fill in the form bim, bam, tell them you weren't there and
Robert será tu tio". I rang the French service centre again.
"If I just pay the fine do I get points on my licence?" The
man, it was a man this time, said he would advise against paying up
because if someone had copied my plates I could expect fine after
fine after fine. I see the logic but I don't know how that will work
practically - how will paying stop the speed cameras generating tickets? He did tell me though that my defence was Mode 1 on the form. He said I didn't need to send money to make the appeal. He was wrong. For a Mode 1 appeal I needed the
paperwork from the Guardia. Without paperwork it's a Mode 3 appeal. Actually it didn't matter anyway. After
hours of preparing documents, scanning other documents and reducing
them in size so they would fit onto the French website I finally
pressed the send button. "Erreur" said the site. It was one of
those websites where after each failed attempt you need to go back to
the very first step. I tried with different browsers, different
document sizes, different labels on the documents. I gave up.
I asked my
insurance company - insurance companies in Spain often "deal
with" speeding tickets - if they could help and I sent them all
the scanned paperwork. They, rang me back. They only deal with stuff
in Spain so they couldn't help but the legal department pointed out
that my paperwork probably proved that I was in Spain but it didn't
prove the car was. They thought the chances were that the speeding
ticket would hold up in court and I would be found guilty.
I turned
my attention to getting a copy of the photo. If it wasn't my registration number,
if it wasn't the car or it wasn't me I might not have to prove the
nearly impossible that neither the car nor I were in France. That had
to be done by ordinary post. It needed lots of copied documentation
of course. I went to the post office to post it before work but,
after waiting in the queue for thirty minutes, I gave up, stuck all
the stamps I had on the envelope and hurled it into the post box.
I've spent
this weekend occasionally trying to get the documentation to load to
the website but, eventually, I gave up and collected it all together
in an envelope. I paid the 68€ to lodge an appeal online. I notice that there are three
possible decisions on appeal: I may end up paying the original fine
because I didn't prove my case, I may end up with the fine increased
by 10% for wasting the court's time or they may exonerate me. In the
last case I have to write to ask for my deposit to be refunded - the
refund is not automatic. And the cost of posting the bundle of documents by registered post was another 13.25€.
My guess?
They decide I was in France and it costs me 68€.
The photo by the way is of the last time I was in France.
The photo by the way is of the last time I was in France.
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